Natal Revolutions

Well, it seems I have gone around the sun in 37 complete circles, and will start working on number 38 tomorrow.
Have some cake for me, everyone. I enjoin you all to do this for me, even though I will not. I have never really gotten into dessert, and do not have a sweet tooth, so, if you know me, you know I am not really all about cake. But, feel free to indulge, and if you need to use me as an excuse, please feel free.
Whiskey will also be fine, and, in that, I just may join you.